Noire
Noire is a Shopify theme by BoostifyThemes ($100). Tested on 2026-10-12 with Google Lighthouse via PageSpeed Insights on its own demo store, it scores 62 for mobile speed and 79 for desktop speed, 99/99 for SEO and 90/95 for accessibility (mobile/desktop, 0–100). Those are medians across its 4 tested presets; mobile speed across every tested page ranges from 33 to 68. On its marketplace it is rated 5.0 out of 5 from 8 reviews.
Mobile67

Desktop82

Scores
| Mobile | Desktop | |
|---|---|---|
| Speed | 62 | 79 |
| SEO | 99 | 99 |
| Accessibility | 90 | 95 |
| Best practices | 96 | 96 |
Median of 4 presets · measured 48 times since 2026-09-11 · Lighthouse via PageSpeed Insights · 0–100, 90+ is good.
Why not 100 — Noire home page
Mobile
Speed 67 · 33 points to gain
- −23.5 Largest Contentful Paint medium effort
- −6.7 Speed Index medium effort
- −2.9 First Contentful Paint medium effort
- 300 ms Reduce unused CSS high effort
- 150 ms Reduce unused JavaScript high effort
Accessibility 91 · 9 points to gain
- −4.7 Buttons do not have an accessible name medium effort
- −3.3 Background and foreground colors do not have a sufficient contrast ratio. medium effort
- −1.4 Heading elements are not in a sequentially-descending order medium effort
Best practices 96 · 4 points to gain
- −3.8 Browser errors were logged to the console medium effort
Desktop
Speed 82 · 18 points to gain
- −8.2 Largest Contentful Paint medium effort
- −7.6 Speed Index medium effort
- −2.1 Total Blocking Time medium effort
Accessibility 95 · 5 points to gain
- −3.3 Background and foreground colors do not have a sufficient contrast ratio. medium effort
- −1.4 Heading elements are not in a sequentially-descending order medium effort
Best practices 96 · 4 points to gain
- −3.8 Browser errors were logged to the console medium effort
Presets and pages
| Preset / page | Speed | SEO | A11y | Speed | SEO | A11y | Tested |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| mobile | desktop | ||||||
| Binky demo ↗ | 59 | 97 | 90 | 79 | 97 | 94 | 2026-10-12 |
| category ↗ | 65 | 100 | 90 | 78 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| home ↗ | 50 | 92 | 90 | 73 | 92 | 92 | 2026-10-12 |
| product ↗ | 62 | 100 | 91 | 85 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| Lignum demo ↗ | 65 | 100 | 90 | 78 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| category ↗ | 68 | 100 | 90 | 78 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| home ↗ | 65 | 100 | 90 | 71 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| product ↗ | 63 | 100 | 91 | 85 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| Neon demo ↗ | 56 | 97 | 90 | 82 | 97 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| category ↗ | 68 | 100 | 90 | 77 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| home ↗ | 66 | 92 | 90 | 88 | 92 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| product ↗ | 33 | 100 | 91 | 82 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| Noire default demo ↗ | 65 | 100 | 91 | 69 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| category ↗ | 68 | 100 | 90 | 76 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| home ↗ | 67 | 100 | 91 | 82 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |
| product ↗ | 61 | 100 | 91 | 48 | 100 | 95 | 2026-10-12 |